That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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