We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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