there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
