I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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