Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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