At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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