Just mADE A PArabola og urine
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Farmville is her only friend.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
its liver damage thursday
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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