Whoa Z and x make the same sound
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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