yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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