then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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