Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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