He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
