are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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