No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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