I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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