a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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