I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
so much tequila, so little girl.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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