People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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