i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
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