You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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