and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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