Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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