What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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