Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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