Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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