defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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