Buhtt sex?
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
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