Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
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