Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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