I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Someone shattered a urinal.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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