The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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