I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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