i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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