Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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