? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Randomize
