My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
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