Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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