Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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