we have pet lesbian snakes
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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