Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I think I just sharted jello shots
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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