I hate your face
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
The ass gains better be worth it
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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