Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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