Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I wish i was in the wii world.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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