If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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