Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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