Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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