we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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