chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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