what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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