so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
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