new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Houston, we have a blender
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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