just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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