so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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