I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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