maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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