So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Are we in a gay sports bar?
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Even the bartender felt bad for me
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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