4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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