Do vagina's smell?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
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