i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
kristin has been a bad kristin
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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