we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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